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BN CRITTERS CONTEST #4
IS NOW OVER .... WE HAVE A WINNER!
22 May 2009

And this time........ it was a bit more subjective.



And that was it. To make sure that we received enough qualified job applicants,
we ran another exciting t-shirt giveaway contest.

As an alert and participating reader of the BN Critters comic strip, you no doubt noticed that the
not so secret anymore GoMousey.com logo appeared in the strip published on Monday, April 27, 2009.
Yep. As always that's the clue that another contest is underway, and this time, the lucky winner received
the NEW The Critters! EVENT SECURITY t-shirt (awesome eh?).

OFFICIAL CONTEST #4 RULES, SUCH AS THEY ARE

1.
You do NOT need to be a member of CrittervilleCove.com to participate ...... but it wouldn't hurt.
If you are not a member already, join up! It is fast and easy.
If you are a member of MeetThePhlockers.com (or any other NING network),
you can use your same ID and password to log in.

2. Submit your qualifications for the job of EVENT SECURITY to Anonymouse by email.
Anonymouse's email address is anonymouse@bncritters.com.

3. There is no need to submit a formal resume, just tell us why you should be considered for the job.

4. Provide any information that you think might sway the judges (Anonymouse, me, myself and I).
- Concert stories.
- Physical characteristics and skills.
- Your "tough guy" or "tough gal" quotient. Back it up.
- Previous experience(s).
Why should you should be a member of The Critters Event Security Team?

5. Attach a photo if at all possible. The larger and clearer the image the better. The contest winner will definitely
become a "stripper". Other applicants may also end up in the comic strip. We'll just have to see where this goes.

6. All applications for the job that are received by email before the deadline will be considered for the security postions.
The decision of the judges (Anonymouse, me, myself and I) are final. I told you this was subjective.
SPECIAL CONSIDERATION will be given to those persons who also actively participate in the forums
where the daily comic strips are published and/or participate and contribute at www.crittervillecove.com.

7. Contest #4 begins NOW, and ends at midnight EST on Saturday, May 9, 2009.

8. Did I mention the prize is the NEW The Critters! EVENT SECURITY t-shirt?



To enter Contest #4, you had to send your entry via email to Anonymouse.
Anonymouse's email address is ....... anonymouse@bncritters.com.

Whether you are entering our contests or not,
be sure to post a message on
Anonymouse's page at CrittervilleCove.com

Good luck!
(and pay attention ..... CONTEST #5 will soon appear)

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We received over two dozen applications for the coveted job of EVENT SECURITY for the BN Critters 2009 Concert Tour.

And the WINNER ...... of the BN Critters GoMousey.com Contest #4 is ........................






UNK FRANK .................... loyal and faithful participating member at CrittervilleCove.com
and also at the MeetThePhlockers.com BN Critters Group.



Frank's application included a few well qualifying traits:

"I am a season ticket holder of the Cleveland Browns, a denizen of the Dawg Pound for over 10 years.
I've survived flying batteries, snowballs, dog biscuits, beer bottles, so flying bras and/or panties are of no concern to me.
Plus, I carry a couple of Sharpies in order to gather the necessary information
from the bra and panty thrower (such as measurements, phone numbers, etc.)"


but more importantly, the deal was probably sealed with this comment:

"I tend to buy lots of rounds at the bar."

So thank you to everyone who submitted an application.
I am sorry that time did not allow me to feature you all (yet)
in the comic strip, but you guys are definitely all at the
front of the line for future stripper consideration.

~~ surfpirate
Administrative Assistant to "the" Anonymouse